Dear math exam,
A storm is coming for you, and that storm is me. You stand there, proud of your difficulty, full of equations that I don't remember learning. But I assure you that you are messing with the wrong guy. You think you scare me? You think I'll choke? You are wrong! I will attack you like a Grizzly Bear....doing a math test. So on Wednesday morning when you say goodbye to your wife, you had better hug her tight and make it count, because like a storm on the horizon, I will be there sooner than you think.
I need to tell you only one more thing. I will bring my pencil and calculator to the exam but, I will bring one more thing...
I WILL BRING THE PAIN!
Sincerely,
-Paul (the math test destroyer)
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