An open letter to Food.

Dear food,

As you may already know we have been having a hard time getting together as of late. Or at least, I have been having a hard time getting one on one time with you. Perhaps our schedules are out of sync, or maybe you're just avoiding me. In which case I would not blame you.

It's not your fault, you are the food and I am the man. I should be able to just walk up to you and ask you out for lunch; it's simple!

So I guess the problem is me, it always has been. I think that I am afraid because I don't want to scare you away. But that needs to change because I am tired of just letting things happen. I need to take control.

In case you were wondering, I really do like you. And some day I will man up and make something happen between us because that is what I really want to do... Wait, what was I talking about... Right, food.

I'm hungry.

Sincerely,

-Paul Myers